War on cockroachism

Let today be the day that humanity declare their war on cockroachism!

For too many a times, we've let them scurry about, allowing them to come up with devious plans to upset humanity.

This must be stopped!

I've received confidential reports that they carry weapons of mass destructions (WMDs). This, coupled with the psychological effect they have on humans, must be stopped at once!

We will not and cannot allow cockroaches to threaten us with these WMDs.

They must be eliminated to saveguard the interests of the human race!

As such, I ask for everyone to give me their fullest support as I carry out the war on cockroachism.

As I am speaking, Operation Kill Cockroach is commencing.

We have already deployed several baits in the area where the suspected cockroaches live. Cans of insecticide are on the standby, awaiting my orders when these cockroaches appear. Hopefully, we would be able to triumph over cockroachism within the few days. Heavy fighting will definitely occur and casualties are expected; but i hope it is only a few tissues that are lost for the good of us all.

God Bless us all.

We will prevail!

(grassjelly's speech on 'War on Cockroachism')