Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Invisible Mosquitoes

Do you believe in invisible mosquitoes?
I do.
In fact i think they're the most cunning insects in the world. Now that they've mastered the art of invisibility, i think they'll be a force to be reckoned with. Seriously, i'm not kidding.
Previously, they're able to plan their attacks on us using guerrilla tactics, ie hit and run. And its with a tactic that's highly successful, with minimal casualty rates. Unless you have fast reflexes and have eyes that can keep up with their haphazard flying, you're gonna suffer their bites.
Now that they're added the art of invisibility to their repertoire, they'll become even more successful in conducting attacks on us.
Many a times i've been bitten and when i try to find the culprit, it has vanished. No matter how i look around my room, it just seems to disappear. However, after some observations, i can say their art of invisibility is limited in some sense. Staying still for a few seconds, be bait for them. There'll be a time where they lose their coat of invisibility and that's when they're just about to attack. Apparently, their invisibility becomes naught when they're attacking.
Seize the moment! Eradicated them! Let them know the power of human hands! We, humans, are not to be trifled with! Wahaha!!
Squash them as flat as possible! Make them pay dearly for biting you.
Of course you can always use a can of insecticide if you're the impatient kind. Just spray all four corners of the room with insecticide. There, you're done. But don't run out of the room choking on insecticide though. You wanna kill the mosquito, not yourself.
Happy hunting mosquitoes!!!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha... Ok... I like the stuff u post on the blog... Lame, funny but damn true lor...

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